50+ Funny 40th Birthday Quotes For A Laugh-Filled Celebration

You are 40 and fabulous. Just with a little extra stretch in those yoga pants.

Happy 40th! You are now at the age where a night out feels more like a hostage negotiation with your own bed.

Forty is when you are old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it anyway. If you can stay awake for it.

40 is when a woman knows what she wants...and it is usually just peace and quiet.

Do not think of it as turning 40, think of it as being halfway to 80!

Turning 40 is like hitting a speed bump. It is a reminder to slow down and laugh at yourself.

Forty: the age when your body says go for it and then immediately regrets it.

Turning 40 is like being a vintage car. It takes longer to get started, but you are worth more.

Age 40: When getting lucky means finding your car keys without any hassle.

40 years old? Relax! Just a few more grey hairs until you are a silver fox.

Happy 40th! They say life begins at 40... but so do all the weird aches and pains.

40 is that age when your brain goes you can still do that and your body laughs in response.

Forty is when your mind says Yes, you can! but your body says Nice try.

Congrats on being 40! You are officially a grown-up, but still allowed to eat cake for dinner.

Turning 40 is like any other birthday. Just with more cake, more candles, and a lot more denial.

Welcome to 40! It is all fun and games until your back decides otherwise.

Turning 40? Do not worry, you are still young...at heart, just not in the knees.

Cheers to 40 years of being fabulous, even if you have to wear reading glasses to see it.

Life begins at 40, but so do knee problems and grey hairs.

You are not 40, you are 18 with 22 years of experience.

At 40, you realize that happy hour is a nap.

Welcome to 40: where your back goes out more than you do.