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My sister, you are the one person who has seen me at my worst and loved me through it all.
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I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait."
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.
I like an escalator, man. Because an escalator cannot break. It just becomes stairs.
If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit.
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
I had one anchovy, that's why I didn't have two anchovies.
A fly was very close to being called a "land," cause that's what they do half the time.
I'm an ice sculptor - last night I made a cube.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
We all have self-doubt. You don’t deny it, but you also don’t capitulate to it. You embrace it.
It’s a constant quest to try to be better today than you were yesterday.
the moment you give up is the moment you let someone else win.
May you always remember to enjoy the road, especially when it’s a hard one.
Some people, after all, enjoy looking at a watch; others are happier figuring out how the watch works.
Rest at the end, not in the middle
The only aspect that can’t change, though, is that obsession.
I draw from the crowd a lot.
I like playing for the purple and gold. This is where I want to finish up.
The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them.
What people see on court is another side of me; it's not me.
I'm reflective only in the sense that I learn to move forward. I reflect with a purpose.
I don't want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant.
Everyone looks at your watch and it represents who you are, your values and your personal style.
It's hard for me to grasp the concept of somebody being nervous when I'm talking to them.
People just don't understand how obsessed I am with winning.
Winning takes precedence over all. There's no gray area. No almosts.
These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.
Dropkick Murphys get me going, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana... plus, all the regular hip-hop stuff.
Magic has five championships. I have five championships. I'm pretty sure we both know what we're doing.
Basketball is the seed of my muse.
You could say I dared people to be their best selves.
That’s what leads to introspection and that’s what leads to improvement.
I liked challenging people and making them uncomfortable.
What a journey this has been.
Twenty-four years later, I pass my muse.
My killer instinct to score was born.
It became an obsession.
I CAN DO THIS.
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